🤖 Beat the Chat Bots with Blurgf!

ALSO: Eat Your Way to Better Sleep, Why You’re Always 10 Minutes Late, And More

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Keith Bradford
July 14, 2025

GM Life Hackers,

Ready to supercharge your day? You've come to the right place! A few times a week, I’ll drop 3 quick and powerful life hacks in your inbox—simple tricks to make your day smoother, smarter, and more fun.

BUT… If you’re only going to read one thing today make it this:

What you’ll learn today: 

  1. Eat Your Way to Better Sleep

  2. How to beat the online chat bots

  3. Why You’re Always 10 Minutes Late

  4. Pic Of The Day

The Cleanest Electrolyte Ever—And It Helps You Sleep

Introducing R•E Fountain by Pique—the cleanest electrolyte designed for deep, restorative sleep. Powered by triple-biomaxed magnesium and trusted by health experts, it calms your nervous system, sharpens your mind, and tastes like a spa drink. No sugar, no fillers—just science-backed sleep in a sachet

Beat the Robots with Blurgf!

Tired of talking to chatbots that just don’t get it? Next time a support robot asks you to explain your issue, reply with complete gibberish like “blurgf garden flalll!” After a few failed attempts, it usually surrenders and connects you to a real human. It’s the chaos shortcut to customer service.

Eat Your Way to Better Sleep… Tonight!

Want to sleep like a baby? A recent study showed that eating your daily 5 cups of fruits and veggies boosted sleep quality by 16%, and the effect kicked in that very same night. Turns out, your dreams really are made of broccoli and blueberries.

Why You’re Always 10 Minutes Late (and Don’t Even Know It)

If you’re always running out the door in a panic, your brain might be playing tricks on you. It’s called the “Zero Time Activity” trap, those tiny tasks like finding your keys or buckling the kids in feel like they take zero time, but they add up fast. Start padding your schedule with a few extra minutes and you’ll be fashionably early instead of frantically late.

Pic Of The Day

That’s all for today. Thanks for reading!

—Keith

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